I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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