wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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