We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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