But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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