it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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