My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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