Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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