Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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