why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Do vagina's smell?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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