i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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