normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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