In the future we'll all be gay
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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