butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
where are you?
Hypothermia
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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