So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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