Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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