I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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