Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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