why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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