she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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