Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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