Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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