Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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