I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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