hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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