party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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