awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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