i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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