Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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