what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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