she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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