She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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