Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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