You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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