Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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