After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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