The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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