discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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