I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Randomize
