I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is Oprah even human
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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