i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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