Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
