we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
