is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
