Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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