Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You are a genius and a whore.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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