i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
