This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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