I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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