matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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