Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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