i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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