I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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