i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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