i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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