I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
