When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I wish there were birth control emojis
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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