I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
