i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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