I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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