chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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